The deadly, contagious virus Ebola has stated that of all the people it has infected, its favourite is without doubt female Scottish nurses.
'I had so much fun last time!' said Ebola from inside a Scottish nurse.
'I got to go on a plane and see a lovely hospital. Then I got my head down, hid for a while and got to see beautiful Scotland. But I was was getting really lonely inside her.'
'So I'm back. Surprise! Oooh, London again. This is fun!'
'Can we go to Buckingham Palace this time? And the Tower of London. And Parliament.'
'Please, please, please?'
