A man who has two children, aged 10 and 7, has decided he'd much rather have a 50 inch curved 4K telly instead.
Mike Lowry, 33 of Hemel Hempstead said 'Have you seen the detail in the picture on a 4K TV?'
'I could see Gary Linekar's nasal hair! It was amazing.'
'I see my kids nasal hair every day when I am wiping their snotty noses. But can they give insightful football analysis and dry witty commentary? No.'
'And then there is Die Hard. That bloke who gets kneecapped? The blood splatter is glorious in 4K. And Mr. Takagi's head being blown all over the glass door? You can almost feel the bits of brain!'
'My kids often blow all over the door. From their arses. With shitty diarrhoea. That I have to wipe up. Without fumigation gear.'
'Do Currys accept children as currency?'
