With the announcement of Kelly Hoppen and the one no one can remember leaving Dragon's Den, the BBC have taken the brave decision to reboot the BBC 2 stalwart.
Jim D'Hanger, BBC spokesman, stated, 'Yeah, we're going to replace Kelly and the other one with actual dragons. We're hoping for any of the ones from 'Game of Thrones' or 'Harry Potter'. Even that one off 'Dragon Heart'. But not the one from The Hobbit, he was shit.'
He continued 'We really think it will be a new dynamic and add a real sense of peril. Peter is thrilled with the new direction!'
Asked about the health and safety implications, Mr. D'Hanger said "That's not a worry. Evan Davies has been on a fire prevention course and he'll always have a fire blanket handy. The main concern is curtailing the amount of hair spray Duncan Bannatyne uses.'
When we approached the dragons agents for comment, they said they were unavailable on account of being fictional.