Turkey have stepped up their efforts to export a newly discovered delicacy, the Turkey Kurd, it has been announced.
Using what has been described as 'explosive farming', this new food stuff is wowing the gliterati across Europe.
'It is a simple recipe' said Recai Ergun, Defence Minister and Head Chef.
'Take a source of meat, one that is usually an irritant. Then ask your friends to back up your idea and lend you some equipment to help.'
'Toast the meat vigorously, continuously and with a faint whiff of hatred.'
'Grind it to a pulp, sit back, and watch the infestation the meat was keeping at bay overcome your household.'
'Export as quickly as possible and deny any responsibility for food poisoning.'
'Turkey Kurds. Only the best from the people that brought you the Donner Kebab.'