After the landslide election of Jeremy Corbyn as Labour leader, the Conservative Party have increased their barely hidden vitriol towards him in the last day.
David Cameron issued a stark warning saying 'Labour under Jeremy Corbyn is a threat to your family security, your house security, your marriage security and your childhood security blanket.'
'I am secure in the knowledge that we will be less secure without the security of Tory secure thinking.'
'Oh who am I kidding, Jeremy Corbyn will shoot your dog, enslave your children and fuck your wife.'
'Then his Labour hoardes will romp through your village bringing ideas of equality and Greggs pasties to your rural idyll.'
'They are communists, terrorists and MI5 are going to shoot them all! Stay in your houses!
Lock up your share portfolio! Sell your daughters! He's here, he's here!!'
