Over night news emerged that after Australia will compete in the Eurovision Song Contest it will also compete in the FA Cup.
'It's set a precedent' said Mr. Australia. 'We are looking forward to taking part in Eurovision and then submitting a random starting 11 and taking part in the FA Cup. And winning.'
Asked why they think they will be allowed to enter, Mr. Australia said 'Well apparently we can just be parachuted into any competition. We are planning on enterring the 6 Nations, playing in the Bundesliga and winning The Great British Bakeoff. That Mary Berry is a spunk. The old flirt.'
Jose Manuela, Eurovision chief executive was asked why Australia had been admitted. 'Well they are a nation of former European white people that treat their native population like shit. And we all did that with our empires didn't we? We thought they would fit right in.'
