Chancellor of the Exchequer, George Osborne, has revealed he is a big fan of west coast rap despite its glorification of violence and misogyny it has been revealed.
Speaking from the Tory conference in Manchester, Mr. Osborne said 'I cried myself to sleep when 2Pac was killed.'
'It was definitely Biggie Smalls and his New York gangsters that did it. East coast sucks man.'
'I want my final moments to be the ghost of 2Pac coming to take me across the River Styx by pumping me full of lead in a driveby. It's the way I want to go, to be with my bredren.'
Anti-austerity campaigners outside the conference who heard this said 'This can be arranged. Despatch a runner to Moss Side immediately.'
