New research has indicated that there may be further ways of contracting Alzheimer's disease it has been announced.
Professor Charles Langtree of The Felchfield Institute said 'My work has shown that it is not just a genetic anomaly that occurs in old age.'
'It may be acquired when a surgeon, erm, when a surgeon does something.'
'When the surgeon has done the thing it may be easier to develop, erm, thingymybob, you know, thingy disease.'
'We need more er drugs, more work, more, er yeah, er stuff. Er. Who are you? Why are you in my house? Why has my house got lab equipment in it?!?'
