As the period of mourning continues over the horrific terror attacks in Paris, British people have begun asking how long is necessary...
Corbyn Maliciously Wastes Food to Clap Old Soldiers
Jeremy Corbyn maliciously, aggressively and purposely wasted food at the post-remembrance banquet by not turning up it has been claim...
John Lewis Paedophile Dies From Low Oxygen, Pressure, Temperature
The old man living on the Moon, who has been banished for touching far too many kids, has died from a combination of hypoxia, freezin...
Maths Exams That Include Maths to be Abolished
With the increased focus internationally on 'Sally's Problem', 'The Dying Llama' and 'The Piss Easy Coins Thi...
David Cameron Uses Photoshopped Soul
David Cameron's soul is fake and is added to pictures and news footage after the fact it has been revealed. Using photoshop a...
Merseyside Police's Next Gig to Feature Paedo Jokes
Merseyside Police have apologised for engaging in rape banter over twitter it has been revealed. Releasing a statement about the ...
Fog Leads to General Relief That You Can't See London
The thick fog that has enveloped the UK today has lead over 8 million people to breathe a sigh of relief it has emerged. The inab...