'How Long Before We Can Start Hating the French Again?' Asks Everyone 'How Long Before We Can Start Hating the French Again?' Asks Everyone

As the period of mourning continues over the horrific terror attacks in Paris, British people have begun asking how long is necessary...

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Corbyn Maliciously Wastes Food to Clap Old Soldiers Corbyn Maliciously Wastes Food to Clap Old Soldiers

Jeremy Corbyn maliciously, aggressively and purposely wasted food at the post-remembrance banquet by not turning up it has been claim...

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John Lewis Paedophile Dies From Low Oxygen, Pressure, Temperature John Lewis Paedophile Dies From Low Oxygen, Pressure, Temperature

The old man living on the Moon, who has been banished for touching far too many kids, has died from a combination of hypoxia, freezin...

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Maths Exams That Include Maths to be Abolished Maths Exams That Include Maths to be Abolished

With the increased focus internationally on 'Sally's Problem', 'The Dying Llama' and 'The Piss Easy Coins Thi...

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David Cameron Uses Photoshopped Soul David Cameron Uses Photoshopped Soul

David Cameron's soul is fake and is added to pictures and news footage after the fact it has been revealed. Using photoshop a...

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Merseyside Police's Next Gig to Feature Paedo Jokes Merseyside Police's Next Gig to Feature Paedo Jokes

Merseyside Police have apologised for engaging in rape banter over twitter it has been revealed. Releasing a statement about the ...

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Fog Leads to General Relief That You Can't See London Fog Leads to General Relief That You Can't See London

The thick fog that has enveloped the UK today has lead over 8 million people to breathe a sigh of relief it has emerged. The inab...

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