
As the period of mourning continues over the horrific terror attacks in Paris, British people have begun asking how long is necessary before open hatred of the French can begin again it has been reve…
As the period of mourning continues over the horrific terror attacks in Paris, British people have begun asking how long is necessary before open hatred of the French can begin again it has been reve…
Jeremy Corbyn maliciously, aggressively and purposely wasted food at the post-remembrance banquet by not turning up it has been claimed. Deciding instead to clap veterans as they marched past and mee…
The old man living on the Moon, who has been banished for touching far too many kids, has died from a combination of hypoxia, freezing and explosive decompression it has emerged. As featured in this …
With the increased focus internationally on 'Sally's Problem', 'The Dying Llama' and 'The Piss Easy Coins Thing', Maths exams are to have their content changed. 'We feel people struggle counting let …
David Cameron's soul is fake and is added to pictures and news footage after the fact it has been revealed. Using photoshop and film editting software, a soul is pasted over his lifeless face to rese…
Merseyside Police have apologised for engaging in rape banter over twitter it has been revealed. Releasing a statement about the conduct of their social media team, Chief Inspector Sir Hugh Ordinary …
The thick fog that has enveloped the UK today has lead over 8 million people to breathe a sigh of relief it has emerged. The inability to see London has led to a jaunty spring in the step of Londoner…